Bro, it’s five bucks. You can make it pay for itself in seconds (probably this article woulda done the trick) and get beyond thoughts of impending death.
Why are people so adverse to membership here? Most people spend that on a single floofy coffee drink, daily, instead of considering that those five little bucks get redistributed to people-powered, ad-free stuff. Yeah, you gotta dig a little, but hey, it’s better than Facebook.