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May 2, 2018·1 min read

I am fucking DYING.

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Compulsive storyteller. Ada Comstock Scholar at Smith College. http://www.sanguinemeander.com

The Break Room Boys are a boy band for the professional young woman. Climbing the corporate ladder has never been so fun and so romantic. Their hits include “Let’s Do Lunch,” “Put Some Time (On Your Calendar),” and “Break Room Booty.”

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