this might be the best/funniest sentence I read on Medium to date.

…ered a speech to thunderous applause, and I finally took a break from typing to go to the bathroom. But as I checked my reflection in the mirror, I gasped in horror: Staring back at me was the lovechild of waiting-room wallpaper and a cardboard box.
Pink Shoes, White House: My Style Evolution as an Obama Stenographer
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Jun 29, 2018
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Compulsive storyteller. Typo fixer. Queerdo. Dog and kid mom. Digital DJ nerd. Ada Comstock scholar. I love coffee. A lot. https://ko-fi.com/djemme
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