Waking up without teeth.
What it’s like to come out of anesthesia in a foreign country.
Dreaming into reality.
I don’t remember getting back to my apartment, a spacious, air-conditioned studio I rented in downtown Cancún, Mexico for $32/night, but I woke up in the center of my king-sized bed that next morning with a lot less teeth than I’d had the day before.
On my bedstand was a glass of water and some bottles and blisterpacks of pills —painkillers, antibiotics, diazepam, a conversation I vaguely remembered having. On the side of my bed at my feet was my purse. I reached into it for my phone and pulled out a bag of teeth.
If you look closely at the map above, the most common nightmare in almost any British Commonwealth or former Commonwealth colony is that of teeth falling out.
Ideas about what loss of teeth in dreams represents vary, but most interpretations (grain of salt taken) have something to do with loss of power, anxiousness, lack of self-esteem, aging… It’s also the most common nightmare in Spain, too, which leads me to think that this dream does indeed have something to do with loss of power, given that these two countries held massive imperial power at one time.
I am here to tell you, though, that the bigger nightmare is waking up to find out the dream is real.
