what i wouldn’t give to lob an ‘f-bomb’ at Gwyneth Paltrow and all her annoying Goopiness.

…I swore, Paltrow flinched. Her muscles tightened. Her eyes winced. She turned away. And I felt bad. Twenty years later, I still wonder at why I pitched that fuck at Paltrow. Was I insecure? Did my unconscious need some swagger? Did my fuck indicate to Paltrow that I knew who she was without showing that I knew who she was? Or was I simply in a bad mood?
The Power of the F-Bomb
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chelsea g. summers
dori mondon
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Oct 5, 2018
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what i wouldn’t give to lob an ‘f-bomb’ at Gwyneth Paltrow and all her annoying Goopiness.
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Written by dori mondon1.3K Followers
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Compulsive storyteller. Typo fixer. Queerdo. Dog and kid mom. Digital DJ nerd. Ada Comstock scholar. I love coffee. A lot. https://ko-fi.com/djemme
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